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Save the Pickles
Lessons From a Crime-Fighting Security Guard
An altercation between two Subway employees at Solomon Pond Mall Tuesday ended with one under arrest, police said.
Source: Metrowest Daily News
GERI’S LESSON FOR CIVILIANS: Seriously — you already work at Subway –we know it sucks, I mean Jared is the spokesman for goodness sake. [...]
Scatagorically Speaking
Lessons From a Crime-Fighting Security Guard
A woman was taken in for psychiatric evaluation. Her neighbors called the sheriff’s department after she repeatedly swore at her neighbors, telling them to not cut her hair while she slept. She also reportedly declared she was the mother of Jesus Christ and has ninja turtles in her feces.
Source: [...]
Don’t Mess with Donuts
Lessons From a Crime-Fighting Security Guard
A Donut Delite Truck was stolen from a Rock Island, Illinois, hospital when the company driver was making deliveries. One-hundred miles later, the chase began in Benton County when law enforcement officers spotted the truck. The stolen truck reached speeds reported at 110 miles per hour on Highway 30 as [...]
The 911 on Boredom
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When Hayward resident John Triplette felt a little lonely, he would dial 911. The unemployed 45-year-old apparently felt lonely quite a bit, making tens of thousands of calls to 911 over the past year. Since Jan. 8 of this year, Triplette called the Hayward Communications Center at least 10,000 times, [...]
A Very Cool Date
Lessons from a crime-fighting security guard
Arianna Scudelletti and her friend Victor Manuael Martes were arrested Sunday morning and charged with disorderly conduct after a man who drove by the home with two children alerted Naples police to two people having sex on an air conditioner.
“We were sitting there talking. We had a bottle of [...]
Bear With It
Lessons from a crime-fighting security guard
A man faces assault charges after allegedly spraying bar patrons twice with bear spray. Kodiak police charged Daniel Pement after the incidents Saturday and Sunday at the B&B Bar.
Police said Pement was escorted from the bar on Saturday, but returned 15 minutes later and allegedly sprayed customers. The spray [...]
Checking in With Johnny Law
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A man called police to see whether they were going to arrest him, according to Eagle, Colorado police.
The man had heard from “ a friend of a friend” that his estranged wife had turned him in for violating a restraining order.
Police said he was not under investigation and that they [...]
Busted for Bad Fashion Choices
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• 7:56 p.m. – A caller from a business on the 100 block of Mill Street reported a woman with a mullet hair style, a tattoo across her chest and large hoop earrings was refusing to leave. Police contacted the 26-year-old woman, advised her to leave, and she did.
• 8:45 [...]
Not Gay for the Stay
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A midtown madam being sentenced on drug and prostitution charges Wednesday told a Manhattan judge she lost everything because she was wrongly portrayed as a lesbian.
“I am not a lesbian; I never in my life had a relationship with a woman,” convicted Brazilian madam Andrea Schwartz told Manhattan Supreme Court [...]
Teen Tag Team
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A brother and sister wrecking crew teamed up with another teen to do more than $50,000 in damage to Wyoming Park High School.
In an interview, Tina Abbott said the trio intended to damage only classrooms of teachers whom they felt were unfair or disrespectful to them, but they got carried [...]