Roxie
3Way Out and About
Happy Holidays! We have lots to share with you about our amazing trip to Chicago. We are pulling together a blog and photos and videos to post for you and we will get that up ASAP. Thanks to all the fans who showed up and thanks to all the people at the Chicago Reeling Film [...]
!Viva Vajina!
Healthy Tips for Healthy Living
I was teaching an intense two-hour power vag class this morning when I was rudely interrupted by the rico suave Capoeira instructor next door. He said, “Cayen sus vajinas! They’re flapping too loud and I can’t hear the beat of my drums!” I replied back in my very limited high [...]
Fresher is Better
Healthy Tips for Healthy Living
One of the ladies in my class came up to me afterwards to ask for advice. She’s been with her girlfriend now for almost three years. Over the last few months, her partner’s become a little negligent about hygiene and being intimate has become a bit unbearable. She asked what [...]
Meat is Scary
Healthy Tips for Healthy Living
We have two addicts in the house, and I’m not one of them. And neither is Siobahn. Andrea and Geri have an unnatural addiction to meat. Every meal must have meat in it or it doesn’t count. Jumbo sized bacon in the morning, beefy large burgers for lunch, and a [...]
Taser Therapy
Healthy Tips for Healthy Living
The perils of living with a straight girl continue. Siobahn met a guy at Shamefuls two weeks ago. I felt bad about the last hairy loser I chased away. So, I bit my tongue, even after he said, “You guys are lesbians? Sweet.” (insert greasy, ogling smile [...]
Air Pollution
Healthy Tips for Healthy Living
There’s a foul odor in the air and her name is Geri. It’s been over a month and she refuses to shower. Instead, she baby wipes. She says, “I learned it in the service, it’s what you do in times of war.” A) The war is not being fought here [...]
NFL = No Frickin’ Love
Healthy Tips for Healthy Living
Football season means I have no girlfriend on Sundays. Andrea is a football fanatic and she’s kind of scary when she’s watching her games. She screams, “Come on, run you little bitch!” and “That’s what I’m talking about!” and “Don’t make me shove this dick in your mouth!” all day [...]
Nice girls finish last
Healthy Tips for Healthy Living
Although I may appear to be a girly girl, I’m also very much a ladies’ man. I treat everyone I’m dating with the respect and love they deserve, one woman at a time. I pull out chairs, help her with her coat, listen more than speak (and man, some [...]
Have you had your vagitation?
Healthy Tips for Healthy Living
We have a morning routine that I strictly adhere to. I start every morning breathing through my vagina:
It starts with deep breathing — in through your nose and out through your mouth. And then further, deeper breathing, visualizing as you breathe in, taking in that fullness to engulf through your [...]
TLC = awesome lovin’
Healthy Tips for Healthy Living
My poor baby’s been sick for a week, coughing and sneezing with some nasty bug that’s going around. For the last week, I’ve been making her homemade chicken soup, serving up plenty of Vitamin C, and dousing her with TLC.
She makes it easy, she’s awful cute when she’s sick — [...]