Andrea
Mullets: The Quintessential Lesbian Look
Tips for the Fashion-Forward Lesbianista
I know I’m going to get hate mail for this, but why? WHY DO WOMEN STILL DON THIS RIDICULOUS LOOK???
I know Tegan and Sarah rock their mullets, but you are not Tegan and Sarah, so please stop.
Too Many Holes: Piercings
Tips for the Fashion-Forward Lesbianista
If you set off metal detectors, you have too many.
If you look like a pin cushion, you have too many.
If I rip one out during a make-out session, you have poor location selection.
Farmer Jane
Tips for the Fashion-Forward Lesbianista
Unless you work on a farm, no overalls. They were popular fashion at one time, I believe that was 1998.
Let them go.
If you’re wearing them, I better see a cow udder in your hands.
Whips and Chains
Tips for the Fashion-Forward Lesbianista
Whips are always fun. Wallet chains are cool too.
Just not at your sister’s wedding reception.
Inking it up
Tips for the Fashion-Forward Lesbianista
As the proud owner of 11 tattoos, I’m obviously a fan of inked ladies.
My only tip: cover names with a new tat if you and your lady part ways. Nothing kills a moment faster than seeing “Samantha Forever” on the way down south…assuming of course, that your name isn’t Samantha.
Regarding glasses
Tips for the Fashion-Forward Lesbianista
Love them! Vintage glasses even better.
Sunglasses are a personal fave of mine. But, remember girls, only outdoors unless you just got your eyes done.
Nothing is sexier than a smart pair of Italian reading glasses.
Regarding suits
Tips for the Fashion-Forward Lesbianista
If it’s a two-piece suit and now you can only fit into one of the pieces. Then don’t wear the other piece and call it an outfit.
That’s not an outfit. That’s a fiasco
Facial hair
Tips for the Fashion-Forward Lesbianista
I do not enjoy women with facial hair. There, I’ve said it. Get rid of it.
Unless, of course, facial hair is just one part of a bigger journey in your life. Then go with God.
Peace symbols
Tips for the Fashion-Forward Lesbianista
Peace symbols are always in. Always.
Except for maybe when inked on a nipple. That might take someone out of it.
Bandanas 101
Tips for the Fashion-Forward Lesbianista
Remember that New Kids on the Block album where one of them had that really fat bandana on his head?
Yeah, just be careful with bandanas — because those pictures hang around for a looooong time.