Andrea

Mullets: The Quintessential Lesbian Look

Posted March 14th, 2008

Tips for the Fashion-Forward Lesbianista
I know I’m going to get hate mail for this, but why? WHY DO WOMEN STILL DON THIS RIDICULOUS LOOK???
I know Tegan and Sarah rock their mullets, but you are not Tegan and Sarah, so please stop.

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Too Many Holes: Piercings

Posted March 13th, 2008

Tips for the Fashion-Forward Lesbianista
If you set off metal detectors, you have too many.
If you look like a pin cushion, you have too many.
If I rip one out during a make-out session, you have poor location selection.

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Farmer Jane

Posted March 11th, 2008

Tips for the Fashion-Forward Lesbianista
Unless you work on a farm, no overalls. They were popular fashion at one time, I believe that was 1998.
Let them go.
If you’re wearing them, I better see a cow udder in your hands.

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Whips and Chains

Posted March 10th, 2008

Tips for the Fashion-Forward Lesbianista
Whips are always fun. Wallet chains are cool too.
Just not at your sister’s wedding reception.

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Inking it up

Posted March 7th, 2008

Tips for the Fashion-Forward Lesbianista
As the proud owner of 11 tattoos, I’m obviously a fan of inked ladies.
My only tip: cover names with a new tat if you and your lady part ways. Nothing kills a moment faster than seeing “Samantha Forever” on the way down south…assuming of course, that your name isn’t Samantha.

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Regarding glasses

Posted March 4th, 2008

Tips for the Fashion-Forward Lesbianista
Love them! Vintage glasses even better.
Sunglasses are a personal fave of mine. But, remember girls, only outdoors unless you just got your eyes done.
Nothing is sexier than a smart pair of Italian reading glasses.

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Regarding suits

Posted March 3rd, 2008

Tips for the Fashion-Forward Lesbianista
If it’s a two-piece suit and now you can only fit into one of the pieces. Then don’t wear the other piece and call it an outfit.
That’s not an outfit. That’s a fiasco

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Facial hair

Posted February 29th, 2008

Tips for the Fashion-Forward Lesbianista
I do not enjoy women with facial hair. There, I’ve said it. Get rid of it.
Unless, of course, facial hair is just one part of a bigger journey in your life. Then go with God.

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Peace symbols

Posted February 28th, 2008

Tips for the Fashion-Forward Lesbianista
Peace symbols are always in. Always.
Except for maybe when inked on a nipple. That might take someone out of it.

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Bandanas 101

Posted February 27th, 2008

Tips for the Fashion-Forward Lesbianista
Remember that New Kids on the Block album where one of them had that really fat bandana on his head?
Yeah, just be careful with bandanas — because those pictures hang around for a looooong time.

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