Scatagorically Speaking
Lessons From a Crime-Fighting Security Guard
A woman was taken in for psychiatric evaluation. Her neighbors called the sheriff’s department after she repeatedly swore at her neighbors, telling them to not cut her hair while she slept. She also reportedly declared she was the mother of Jesus Christ and has ninja turtles in her feces.
Source: Hesperia Star
GERI’S LESSON FOR CIVILIANS: Let’s see – there’s Leonardo … oh, and uh, Michaelangelo. Oh, hello Donatello. Good day, Raphael…. whoops that’s just corn.
citizen spot said,
May 1, 2008 @ 11:11 amI feel bad for the poor woman, but Geri’s Lesson for
Civilians has me falling out of my chair laughing!
slayresays said,
May 7, 2008 @ 4:17 amWow… just wow…
KibaLover said,
June 10, 2008 @ 1:42 amIt could’ve been worst. What if she thought they were Naruto characters!
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rarticalsista said,
May 1, 2008 @ 5:47 amlmao. That is indeed odd