Confessional #10 “Chronicles of Dykia”
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Goldenskye said,
April 3, 2008 @ 3:45 amOhmigod I bursted out laughing after Andrea said “That’s right I’m a dyke, can I lick your p*ssy?!”
Jill was priceless.. She was right before when she said angry is sexy! After that monologue how can I still dislike the word dyke, its has power :p
Also, I wasn’t surprised to find out Andrea’s a gold star.
Cat said,
April 3, 2008 @ 3:46 am“That’s damn right I’m a dyke. Can I lick yo’ pussy?”
ROTFLMAO. Oh, my god, that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in ages. Go Andrea!!
“The first time I lost my virginity … it was fun until I shot her toe off.”
These just get funnier and funnier. Keep up the FANTASTIC work.
Goldenskye said,
April 3, 2008 @ 3:47 amPS: When I said “She was right before when she said angry is sexy” I didn’t mean it as a reference to this Confessional, she said it one time in a We’re Getting Nowhere vlog. I don’t remember which one.
Amylin said,
April 3, 2008 @ 4:37 amOne of my favorite confessional! Andrea’s lines were the best! Loved the pinball comparison too.
The word “dyke” is definitely better than “lesbian”. This word sucks… and in all languages… i wish we had something better than that!
carolinagrrrl said,
April 3, 2008 @ 5:15 amWow. Jill/Andrea AT HER FINEST. 
Kerry said,
April 3, 2008 @ 6:50 amYum, love you lots Jill xx
Shon said,
April 3, 2008 @ 9:15 amJill, can i lick yo pussy. I just keep falling in love with you. Maeve, Paige and Nancylee God bless you.
Floriana said,
April 3, 2008 @ 10:04 amthe best confessional ever!!!!!!
Andrea/Jill is fabulous!!!
I love her!!!!!!
PS The black T-shirt suit her wonedrfully!
Kiss, Flo
JasmeenKru said,
April 3, 2008 @ 10:34 amonly a minute and half into this and I am already rolling.
ahhh Jill Bennett
“Yes I am a dyke! Can I lick your pussy?” HA HA HA, that was so random.
Loved the black t-shirt 
melissa said,
April 3, 2008 @ 10:52 amim not a lesbian im sporty
damn right im a dyke can i lick your pussy hahahha
oh my god that was to funny
everyone is shhhing me cause im laughing so loud
millie said,
April 3, 2008 @ 11:22 ami love andreas gold star memeber card..that was hillarious. how come i never got one in the mail?
AMuse said,
April 3, 2008 @ 12:42 pmthat was one of the best confessionals so far. Bennett, you are hilarious!!!! 
Debie said,
April 3, 2008 @ 1:21 pmThis is the best confessional ever !
I want my gold star membership card ^^
Jill, you’re awesome ! You look really really really beautiful in that shirt
citizen spot said,
April 3, 2008 @ 4:15 pm“It was fun…’till I shot her toe off.”
Geri rocks!
Loved Roxie’s description of what it is like being with a
gold star. Hahahaha!
And Siobhan is totally clueless. CostCo upgrade indeed!
Love that Andrea carries her credentials with her at all
times and is not shy about whipping them out. LOL!
X20 said,
April 3, 2008 @ 4:29 pmLoveless and Sexless and Pointless!!! Priceless. geri is awesome.
bennett rocks everyones world!
have fun at dinah. wish the brits could be there to party hard too!
Neuf said,
April 3, 2008 @ 6:14 pm“A dyke will punch you in the face and then buy you a beer.” HAHAHA!!!
Gaby said,
April 3, 2008 @ 9:40 pm“Damn right I´m a dyke, can I lick you pussy?” Hahaha! Jill looked great
This confessional is BY FAR THE BEST ONE! Loved it!!
Siobhan talking about the Costco membership was great.
bizarre said,
April 3, 2008 @ 9:59 pmI haven’t had time to comment lately but have been watching everything — this testimonial was excellent again. Jill Bennett is an actress with such a ton of talent and potential. I’m sure she’s got a great future ahead of her!
aRiM said,
April 3, 2008 @ 10:43 pmDouble certified dyke! hell yeah!
“it’s a little tight….”
Roxie and her pinball machine experience.. eew.
i’m setting a goal to be a gold star.
Andrea, you and me need to hook up and talk about gold star privileges.
LB said,
April 3, 2008 @ 10:56 pm“Mmmmmuncher.”
I love it too!
Erika said,
April 4, 2008 @ 1:52 amOh, Geri, is that how you lost your finger?
Ezza said,
April 4, 2008 @ 2:43 amThis confessional was well erm.. gold!
SlayreSays said,
April 4, 2008 @ 4:51 amI love that there really is a Ryan field that was originally Dyche Stadium!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Field_%28stadium%29
I love how they had to cut to a different person after Andrea’s “Can I lick yo pussy?!” line because it’s pretty obvious she’s about to laugh. I love the dead pan of this show!
JasmeenKru said,
April 4, 2008 @ 4:58 amoh that had to cut after Jill said that line. The way she delivered the line I’d be willing to be it was improvised.
Clonchi said,
April 4, 2008 @ 10:21 amLOL It’s my third time watching this and all I can say is… DAMN Andrea’s eyes are MESMERIZING.
DTT said,
April 4, 2008 @ 1:29 pmi’m a dyke can i lick yo pussy. lol! HILARIOUS! i love you Jill!
now i love the word dyke even more. love you all!
Shon said,
April 5, 2008 @ 11:22 amPlease put 3way on dvd. I have to have this for the rest of my life.
Jason said,
April 6, 2008 @ 1:33 amwhatever i post is deleted therefore no point of supporting this shit anymore
FUCK YOU ALL 3WAY!!!
betty said,
April 6, 2008 @ 8:15 pmDear Jason — maybe because you’re a negative tool. Stop the hate, Jason.
pmo said,
April 6, 2008 @ 10:50 pmroxy is so damn funny
mcmc said,
April 7, 2008 @ 11:10 pmGood stuff, keep it up.
Deb said,
April 12, 2008 @ 9:55 pmY’all are hilarious!
meandme said,
April 21, 2008 @ 12:07 amhahaha ¡¡¡ ilove andrea it`s so cool and woooow i`ve no words
and also the episodes are very funny but i like more the confessionals
xoxo from mexico
(sorry if idon`t writte on a good way)
UK fan said,
July 11, 2008 @ 6:57 amAbsolutely fantastic. Finally, high quality lesbian comedy. Thanks so much to all of you and please pleeeeease carry on!
Dearlylovedaimee said,
August 24, 2008 @ 1:22 pm“It was loveless, and sexless, and pointless, just like all marriages!” That and what Jill said was priceless. I love this show!
nicole-t said,
January 2, 2009 @ 9:57 pmjill might as well officially marry every lesbian in the world because we all want her =]
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rarticalsista said,
April 3, 2008 @ 3:32 am“Bet sporty spice is really excited about this” lol
Wooo, go Andrea and the Gold Star status, poor Geri though… and Roxie…
OMG, Jill cracked me up.
“a really bad nun” lmao
Betty Rubble, nice.
I loved this one, I can’t pick who was funniest because everyone was excellent.
Can’t wait to see the Dinah footage.