Fresher is Better
Healthy Tips for Healthy Living
One of the ladies in my class came up to me afterwards to ask for advice. She’s been with her girlfriend now for almost three years. Over the last few months, her partner’s become a little negligent about hygiene and being intimate has become a bit unbearable. She asked what she could do to subtly re-introduce a fresher regimen.
I suggested taking romantic baths together before coquetry begins. Or introducing new cultures and teaching her about the Philippino’s use of tabo (plastic tumbler used for dousing female parts with water aka a poor woman’s bidet).
Roxie’s Remedy: Do unto others as you would wish them do unto you. And never forget lesbian basics. If my favorite sushi joint I’ve been going to for the past 6 years started serving me bad fish, I’d have to start going elsewhere.
aRiM said,
March 19, 2008 @ 2:10 ameeew.. NASTY..!!
and how do you know about the pinoy’s tabo? lol..
BeaC said,
March 19, 2008 @ 5:05 am“If my favorite sushi joint I’ve been going to for the past 6 years started serving me bad fish, I’d have to start going elsewhere”
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA….
Gross, but you certainly do get your point across!
Kerstin said,
March 19, 2008 @ 3:21 pmi kno wut thats like, my roommate takes a shower like every other day or sumtimes less, so gross, she thinks she can do that because its like 20 degrees outside or sumthin (i dont get it). im jus thankful that my gf showers lol
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melissa said,
March 19, 2008 @ 1:13 ambad hygiene is just nasty
showering daily is good
3 times a day is even better