Jesus Hates Loud People
Lessons From a Crime-Fighting Security Guard
3:19 a.m. — An anonymous Roman Drive caller said she had been hearing loud noises coming from her neighbor’s house for about an hour. Police found the house in question, and determined the man who lived there was hearing impaired and had been praying loudly.
Source: Rio Grande Sun
GERI’S LESSON FOR CIVILIANS: If people are praying loudly at 3:19 a.m. for an hour they probably have a lot of problems. Who says cops don’t give people a break?
cartogeek said,
January 29, 2008 @ 7:30 pmmaybe we should all just yell if, and when, we pray. maybe this guy is on to something. maybe, if there is a god, god is hard of hearing. this would actually explain A LOT! I think this guy should be up for beatification. let’s start a campaign!