Monthly Archives: January 2008
Confessional #1: “All About Siobhan”
Watch our characters’ first Confessional!
3Way Hollywood Premiere Party
AfterEllen.com’s Bridget McManus and Karman Kregloe interview our cast and celebrity guests, with hilarious results!
Where is Gresham?
News From a Crime-Fighting Security Guard
Gresham police arrested Jack Christopher Burch III of Greshama whom they suspected of robbing a bank on Thursday, Jan. 17 after he walked out of the bank with an undisclosed amount of money.
Cuffs Are Comfortable
Lessons From a Crime-Fighting Security Guard
Officer Matthew Nelson was sent to a residence and was told that a mother was threatening her son with a knife. The son stated that he and his mother, Sylvia Colby-Caron, had been arguing for most of the day about things like rent and the use of tobacco. [...]
“Lost” Footage: Vagitation Yoga
Roxie loses control of her yoga class.
Jesus Hates Loud People
Lessons From a Crime-Fighting Security Guard
3:19 a.m. — An anonymous Roman Drive caller said she had been hearing loud noises coming from her neighbor’s house for about an hour. Police found the house in question, and determined the man who lived there was hearing impaired and had been praying loudly.
Use Caller ID
Lessons From a Crime-Fighting Security Guard
A Cottage Road man reported Wednesday that his friend called him several times in the evening, and during one of the calls, his friend became very angry and asked him when he would be home so that he could come over and murder him.
Stupid People With Small Dogs
Lessons From a Crime-Fighting Security Guard
Officers responded to a fight call in Ann Arbor early Sunday morning and found a 22-year-old Novi man who said he and his small dog, Stinky, were dropped off by his mother in the city Saturday night.
Good Eatin!
Lessons From a Crime-Fighting Security Guard
Officers responded to a domestic disturbance Tuesday morning at a North Transit Street apartment. A female resident told police her husband was angry with her because she had thrown his Christmas ribs in the garbage. The husband retaliated by throwing her Christmas pot roast in the toilet, she said.
Grandmas Can Be Convicts Too
The 75-year-old grandmother who was arrested on Thursday for disorderly conduct at a McDonald’s gave an officer lip with her fries, according to a police report. Jean Merola swore at the officer and said, “You are an evil man. Your wife is going to divorce you. Your kids probably hate you, too. You are going to hell,” according to the report.